





Thrifted: blazer (baltimore free market), fur collar
Ok, I'm going to open up the vault here because nothing too funny has happened to me in the past week or so...
Getting into a random persons car in the Berger King parking lot- uhh I could have sworn that was the car that droped me off to run in and pee... NOPE and that lady eating her whopper didn't like it
either
Getting hit by an old man in a parking lot... not a person to person hit, it was old man and his long boat of a car to my body hit!
Excitingly Waving at this guy I knew at a Chinese restaurant and finding out from Luke that he was not the gentlemen I thought I knew!
Having the cops called on your at age 10 for throwing a few flour bombs on an annoyong neighborhood boy
Being completely convinced I was suffering from spontaneous human combustion that I asked my doctor about it at a routine check-up... That was probably the most awkward stare I have ever received
When my cousin got a round brush stuck in my hair which left me with a little bald spot after my uncle had to yank it out... thank God it's grown back since
Having a girlfriend in high school spend the night at my grandparents and arriving to my pops walking around in his depends!
One time my car's engine wasn't screwed in properly (or something like that) and every time I would go to accelerate, my car would vigorously jerk back and forth for a good 2 minutes before actually moving... I played it off like I had some great hydraulic system installed but those red lights were the most embarrassing times of my life
... the list could go on and on!