Thrifted: leopard sweater, loafers
You're trying to explain to your husband the gypsy's wedding customs, and all you can come up with: "just watch the show with me, it's interesting"
you lay your head on your husbands tush, only to hear him say, I've been sitting in the light rail all day - freak out mode!
You start singing voice mails like your mom
You make the joke " you boys look like you know where's a good place to eat"... they don't laugh
You touch a public restroom door and its wet
Your dog is obsessed with you body lotion, you have to apply it in secret or you will be ambushed
You are actually envious of the body your husband's hair has- you think the commercials are bad.. I have to live with this perfect haired man
You struggle paying full price at Goodwill
Your husband owns a hat that reads "smoov"
You're helping a customer who spits when they talk-- yeah it landed on my face! That piece right their that you just spit...
...That's a problem
How was it this time Natasha?!