Thrifted: belt, sweater, loafers
Your Husband satisfies his itchy arm on your leg stubble
Your Uncle tells you he has bigger boobs than you do
Your Husband tells you he would like to go camping for your one year anniversary
You become your husbands hair dresser, yet you know nothing about cutting hair!
You can barely read the TV Guide menu - but "your eyes are just fine" - yeah right doc.
You go around telling people that cheese has something addicting in it, but you're really not 100% positive if that's true... it's funny to see others reactions though!
You start using your Husband's Old Spice body wash for your hair because you keep forgetting to buy shampoo
Your have ants - everywhere!
You only go out to eat on half off nights-- you even share one entree to really get a good deal!
... That's a problem