Thrifted: ENTIRE OUTFIT! (love when that happens)
Your photographer (aka momma) thinks you should add props in your pictures - her suggestion being blow bubbles!
You ask your father-in-laws co-worker if he has ever watched hardcore porn (... you wanted to say was hardcore pawn!)
Your Husband tells you "we are camping for our one year anniversary" (if he knows what's best for him that night... we better be sleeping somewhere else)
You pin your own outfits on pinterest (hey, someones gotta do it)
"You don't have bubbles, then you can just pretend you're blowing them" (wow mom)
Yours truly is oh so pale
You take a 3 hour nap after work and still manage to fall back asleep at 11pm (sleep deprivation?)
Your Neighbor is being pulled by their barking dog and as they are getting closer to you "be careful he might bite"
You find tampons and a pair of tweezers still left in a purse you got from the Free Market
People at work find the need to lint roll your uniform after you felt free and clear from your attempt in the car ride over (thanks luna)
...That's a problem